May 2009
13 posts
RANDOM FACT ABOUT ME.
I can’t sleep with the closet door open.
“Okay. People are dead now.”
– X-men Orgins. <3 LMFAO. Watch it.
It makes me feel so sick.
All of this crap.
Hi. I’m Tiffany. I’m a mess of a human being. I am a future photographer. I was born sixteen years ago into a pretty loving family. As a little girl, I thought my life was normal. That everyone’s parents were divorced. That a lot of horrible things that happened to me? They were all normal. But don’t you hate it when you grow up and then you realized how fucking sick it is...
I might make a new tumblog.
Hmm..
-brainstorms-
Odd..
How on Fairy Odd Parents, KISS’s guitar saves the world from darkness.
“Assault your OWN baby!”
– Spongebob Squarepants Episode. :D
I think Michelle just fell asleep.
So lonely and sad..
With Michelle.
Oh that awkwardd little girl.
“Everytime my math teacher speaks, a little part of my soul dies in agony.”
– Lmfao.
“You need to get over me.”
– Josh twenty minutes after he brought me a beautiful dress.
April 2009
87 posts
Daniel: I'm here for you, baby. You can call me whenever you want.
Daniel's cell phone: Three Missed Calls from Tiffy.
It's Agonizing to Not be Able to Insult a Fat...
Me: -changing in a girl's bathroom-
Mary: Ew, Ever heard of a stall?
Alex: Psh, Tiffy's body is so sexy that she doesn't NEED a stall.
Me: -can't defend herself because Alex told her to stop being mean to the girls at school-
Mary: Yeah but we're going to be blind!
Alex: From the radiance of her beauty? Duh.
Me: [explodes] I'm 120lbs lighter than you, stupid bitch. Shut up and look in the mirror, you pathetic little douchebag.
( You don't anger the angry. )
I’m watching Resident Evil right now. I’m bored. I’m depressed. I’m having really bad anxiety attacks. I’m home alone. My shorts just went up my ass.
Will & Grace just made me cry.
Oh Michelle.
Me: I'm going to fucking eat you if you don't listen.
Michelle: Yes please.
...
Michelle: Get it, because its like--
Me: I get it, Michelle.
Mr. Murphy: Does anyone know who Shirley Yu is?
Michelle: I know who it is. It's yu.
Me: -stares at Michelle-
Michelle: Get it? Because her last name is Yu..and it's like You. Get it? Shirley YU? Get it?
Me: I get it, Michelle.
“Michelle is watching me right now. It’s kind of weird. Hello Michelle. I...”
Michelle & her Logic.
Michelle F.: You guys have any glue?
Me: No.
Michelle B.: You know you can use rice as glue.
Me: How is that useful to us?
Michelle B.: I'm just saying. You could get some rice and use it as glue.
Me: Well yeah, but wouldn't it be easier to just go to Wallgreens & get a stick of glue then go on a search for rice, then cook it?
Michelle B.: Well I'm just saying. Because rice is sticky, you know?
Me.: Is it because I'm asian, is that why we need to use rice as glue? Just like clear is a color?
Michelle B.: Noo! I'm just saying rice is sticky. AND CLEAR IS A COLOR.
“It’s so fucking hot.”
Wee. I got castes in Mickey’s one-act play. Can’t wait. I’m sure I’m a murderer and a receptionist. Hah. Perfect for me. I’m going to have the best transitions.
Jim: (to Oni) You could be a naughty professor.
Me: What's a naughty professor?
Oni: I'll tell you when you get older.
Me: Is that like the time my teacher told me to stay after school?
Oni: To get an A in your test?
Me: No. No. He said, he said that if I wanted extra credit, all I gots to do was to past the oral exam.
( Of course I was totally kidding. Haha. )
So hey guys. I had a semi-okay day today. It was friggin’ HOT AS HELL. It was soooo nice. Finally, no more unbearable wind. It’s still like 72 degrees out and it’s almost midnight. Yay warmth. Anyways, I spent most of the day helping strike down the musical set today. I painted which was fun. Manual labor under the hot ass sun. It was horrible. I was wearing a black long-sleve...
I had a great day. Hung out with this guy name Johnnie. He’s super cute. Spent the whole time telling me how gorgeous and sexy I was. And we made out a lot. I liked it.
I have to strike the musical set tomorrow with most of the cast. It’ll be sort of fun. Then I have school again. That kind of depresses me. I don’t want to go to bed tonight because of that but I’m so tired...
“I love octopuses! They’re so cute.”
I need to do something today. But I don’t know what. I kinda wanted to go to Josh’s house. But he’s in tahoe. Blah.
The reason I stopped going on myspace so much was because I always had a craving to edit it. And my hunger for Myspace Perfection made me very stressed out and shit. I called it Myspace-vitis. I enjoyed facebook because it did not require a layout or an expected ‘About me’. So it was less stressful.
But I knew Myspace-vitis would come back. And it finally did. I was almost positive...
I’m redoing my myspace.
Hey lovers. I just got home. I’m planning to stay out of my house for the whole weekend. I hate it here too much.
Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning. But the weird part is I can swim.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
Geoff is making me do retarded fucking exercises from my fucking retarded book. He’s NOT my teacher or my dad. OR ANY PART OF MY FUCKING LIFE. He needs to leave me the fuck alone.
Firefox keeps on fucking crashing. You don’t want to know what I’ll do with that damn fox if it keeps crashing.
Yeah. New hair. Woo. Can’t wash it til tomorrow. I decided to make a new Gaia Online. Because I don’t have enough to do on the internet. Or as a teenager. Jesus fuck I have so much to do. But I miss Gaia. Ohhh Gaia. Childhood internet fun.
Boo! No Internet means no interest blogging. Sorry. I have Internet tomorrow so I’ll blog more better then.
My internet shut off. I have to depend on my itouch now. I. Had a miserable day..
So hey reader. I watched Watchmen today. It was pretty good. The cinematography was great. But I lost track of a lot of the shit in it. Adrienne Veidt was my favorite. That sexy beast. It was very visually pleasing.
But yeah. There was also a lot of spontanious combustions. I liked that.
In other news, I’m in a group project filled with uncreative twits. (Film class. We need to make a...
I got my hair done. Chemically straightened and they cut it short and stuff. Alex is eating yum-yums in the background.
Alex is over right now. She’s pretty much sleeping over for the rest of the week. I’m getting my hair chemically straightened again tomorrow. It’ll be fun. I can’t wait.
I went to Josh’s house today. It was horrible. I spent the whole time crying. It’s torturing me to love him so much but I don’t want to detach myself from him because I’d be...
Julia Roberts has the prettiest smile. I’m watching Hook right now. She plays Tinkerbell. It’s adorable.
This cracked me up.
I’m pissed off. Geoff says I have to pick two classes I have and start catching up on them so I can get ready for the finals. And I have to start in these three days. It’s my break. I can do with it as I please. As long as my mother says I can go out, I’ll go the fuck out. He’s not my legal guardian. Therefore, I don’t legally need to listen to what he wants me to...
“Mar smoked a lot. His fingers used to smell like cigarettes. I used to like to...”